Disclaimer: This series of posts is written in jest. If you cannot respond to sarcasm, please don’t read any further. 😉
Step # 4 — Give Them Everything They Want
Here is a helpful hint for you. If you are at a store with your child, and they casually ask for an expensive toy, buy it for them. Don’t even hesitate. Bad things could happen if you play that game. I mean, just think about it. What if they don’t like our answer? What if they start throwing a fit right there in the store? It could be embarrassing. And don’t just stop at the store. If they tell you something they want at home, uh… I mean, ask you politely, you should definitely, always, without question, do whatever you can to get them whatever it is that they desire. Our children should know that when they want something, it is our mission to get it for them at any cost. This is how to raise children. If we do this properly, we can train them to believe that every appetite that they could possibly desire should be immediately fulfilled. With this philosophy in place, what could possibly go wrong?
