How To Raise A Brat (Part 6)

Disclaimer: This series of posts is written in jest. If you cannot respond to sarcasm, please don’t read any further. 😉

Step #6 -- Criticize Leaders and Preachers

Really, you can’t trust leaders. So, be sure your kids know this at a young age. Tear down authority in front of them often. Make sure they hear you. If your preacher preaches something that you disagree with, be sure to run him down over Sunday Dinner so your children know exactly how we deal with the authority in our lives. Don’t tell them that 99% of those in leadership positions have your best interest in mind. Just focus on the bad ones. Leave them with the impression that all leaders are bad. This way, they will never be worn down by the authority that they inevitably find themselves under.